馬上就要上大學(xué)，各位寶寶在這個(gè)暑假一定是內心每天個(gè)中忐忑不安，所以你們一般會(huì )想什么呢？下面看看誠實(shí)的日報君告訴你，各位寶寶目前的內心OS都是什么樣子的（看完了你就會(huì )覺(jué)得，我們其實(shí)都是有精分的潛力的~）
- 撒花！老子終于上完高中了！我能現在就搬進(jìn)大學(xué)宿舍嗎？
- 最不想和爸媽住了，終于可以上大學(xué)遠離爸媽了！
- 想家？哼，想家是什么，大學(xué)一定是將會(huì )是我人生中最好的一段時(shí)光！
- 我絕壁會(huì )愛(ài)大學(xué)愛(ài)到爆！我猜……？
- 哈哈，想那么多，我肯定會(huì )沒(méi)事的。
- 我一定可以在大學(xué)里交到很多的朋友，我下半輩子都不用愁了！
- 要離開(kāi)了每個(gè)人肯定都會(huì )覺(jué)得有點(diǎn)害怕，對吧？
I’m so over high school. Can I move now?
Living with my parents is the worst.
I don’t see what the big deal is. Going tocollege is gonna be the best thing that’s ever happened ever.
I’m gonna love it…I think.
Ugh, snap out of it, you’re gonna be fine.
I’m gonna make a bunch of awesome friends whowill help me with any and all quarter-life crises.
And everyone is a little scared going away,right?
- 等等！我難道要現在就想清楚我下半輩子要干什么？！
- 可是我不知道我下輩子想要干什么??！
- 如果在大學(xué)里想媽媽會(huì )不會(huì )被人笑話(huà)……
- 你妹，我現在就開(kāi)始想媽媽了……
- 我TM今天怎么了！
Wait. Do I actually have to figure out what Iwant to do for the rest of mylife now?!
I don’t know what I want to do FOR THE REST OFMY LIFE!
Is it uncool to call your mom in college?
Oh my god, I might actually miss my mom.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
- 哎說(shuō)不定我和那個(gè)在新生見(jiàn)面會(huì )上見(jiàn)到的妹子會(huì )成好朋友呢
- 她看起來(lái)超級酷的，說(shuō)不定我們會(huì )成好朋友的
- 我是不是應該給她發(fā)個(gè)短信……
- 我是不是應該也給我的室友發(fā)條短信
- 不要慫！不要慫！不要慫！
I wonder if I’m gonna be friends with that girlI met at orientation.
She was kinda cool. Maybe we’ll be homies.
I should text her.
I should probably text my roommate at somepoint, too.
Please be normal. Please be normal. Please benormal.
- 可是她要是在宿舍里貼滿(mǎn)了詭異的畫(huà)報怎么辦？
- 或者聽(tīng)超難聽(tīng)的音樂(lè )
- 或者整晚上看電視
- 哈哈沒(méi)事的，我晚上睡覺(jué)很死。我..猜..？
- 嗯，我覺(jué)得我應該改一下那個(gè)早上8點(diǎn)的課。。
What if she decorates our dorm with weirdposters?
Or listens to bad music?
Or stays up all night watching TV?
It’ll be OK. I’m a heavy sleeper. I think?
Maybe I should drop that 8 a.m. class. Just incase
- 現在還背雙肩包是不是有點(diǎn)土？
- 靠！我還沒(méi)有買(mǎi)書(shū)么！
- 等等，買(mǎi)書(shū)……多……少……錢(qián)？
- 你. TM. 逗. 我.？！
- 我還哪有錢(qián)吃飯??！
Are backpacks still cool?
CRAP! I’ve gotta figure out what books I need.
Wait, my books are howmuch money?
Are. You. Kidding. Me?
Will I even have enough money to EAT?!
- 餐廳的飯要是特別爛怎么辦？！
- 哎醬油炒飯能郵寄不？
- 我要請個(gè)中國阿姨天天給我做飯
- 哦對我還得問(wèn)問(wèn)我媽怎么洗衣服
What if the cafeteria food sucks?
Can you send lasagna in the mail?
Remember to ask Mom about mailing lasagna.
Also remember to ask Mom about how to do laundry.
- 可是我要是把我所有的衣服都洗毀了怎么辦？
- 我是不是應該在上學(xué)之前帶一些新的衣服
- 我難道要每場(chǎng)橄欖球比賽都去嗎？
- 港真，你去哪搞到門(mén)票??？
- 我們大學(xué)的球隊水平怎么樣啊都不知道……
- 我真心應該加個(gè)社團，這樣我就能認識更多的人了呢。
……
What if I ruin all my clothes?
I should buy some new clothes before school.
Should I make one of those game-day T-shirtdresses?
Do I have to go to every football game?
How do I get tickets to the football games?
Is our team even any good?
I should join a club so I can meet people.
- 臥槽這么多社團，簡(jiǎn)直挑花了眼！
- 要是我加的社團超級怎么辦！
- 或者，要是這些人都不如我之前的人好玩怎么辦！
- 或者，他們有了新朋友怎么辦??！
OMG there are so many. HOW DO YOU PICK?!
What if the organization I join is totallylame?
And what if none of the people in it are as funas my friends back home?
What if all my friends forget about me?
Or worse. What if they get NEW best friends?
- 完了，我感覺(jué)臣妾做不到??！
- 感覺(jué)各科要掛……
- 深呼吸深呼吸……
- 好了，正經(jīng)問(wèn)題，現在，我到底要怎么把這么多東西帶到美國啊……
What if I can’t do this?
What if I fail ALL my classes?
Breathe. It’s gonna be fine.
Now, for the real hard part… How do I pack allmy stuff into one car?
25張高清無(wú)碼圖劇透你真實(shí)的美帝大學(xué)生活 || 陽(yáng)光，沙灘，比基尼？圖樣圖深破。
聯(lián)系客服
