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夫妻笑話(huà)：請朋友晚餐

Friend For Dinner
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
“親愛(ài)的，”丈夫對妻子說(shuō)：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚餐。”
"What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
“什么？...你瘋了？房里這么亂，我還沒(méi)去買(mǎi)東西，所有的碗碟都是臟的，這餐飯能做好嗎！”
"I know all that."
“這些我都知道。”
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
“那你為什么還要請朋友吃飯？”
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
“因為那小子在考慮要結婚呢。”